Half back

{V-neck: American Apparel | Jeans: William Rast | Moccasins: Minnetonka | Suspenders: Some online party supply discount store?}

I'm half back. No, not a football half back. I'm half back on this blog after my flu. I say half, because the space between my nose and mouth is not back - because it's so red it could pose as a maraschino cherry. Let me say, I am so over the whole "mustaches are funny" trend. I don't really think that they are. Never really have. However, I will never be over this mustache-on-the-finger trick as long as I live. It works wonders at hiding raw noses, and at entertaining 3-year-olds.

These sequined suspenders were a big hit today. Especially when my boss told me I looked like Larry King. (For future reference, telling anyone that they look like Larry King, for any reason, is never a compliment, nor acceptable, nor nice. Still, I'll take it a compliment because these suspenders are awesome.)